Editors

Dogs — you can starve them out. Cats — they’ll just die to spite you.

We have females on staff who we even let write!

Don’t let diarrhea-ing ruin your sight-seeing.

Think of what you want to do and then come up with a Plan B.

Vodka is like the tofu of liquor – it goes with everything.

The only way for a man to feel good about himself is for a woman to lie to him.