Sit Your Ass Down

Theme 6 | Winter 2020-21

We mean that in the nicest possible way

A warning to self-correct. A welcome after an inexplicable absence. A preamble that you best tuck in for a lesson. Generally a greeting, it can be used in parting — that is if someone’s going for reinforcements to help handle you. One brief but doughty phrase capable of so many shades of expression — sit your ass down.

Every language seems to have its take:

•“Siéntate el culo!” they augur in Spanish.

•“Tangutu tungaiku ki lalo” they threaten in Tongan.

•“Sizt dein arsch hin!” they bark in German.

•And “Anasini satayim,” they menace in Turkish — though this phrase roughly translates into “Do what I say, or I’ll sell your mother into slavery.”

Maybe we’re just sick of people standing up and standing out. Maybe we think there’s real value to sitting, paying attention, and learning from what may emerge. Let’s see if we’re right. Go ahead. Sit your ass down. Swipe or click and see what unfolds in this, Stoneslide Media’s sixth production.

Background image: “Sitting Waiting,” Photo by Nick Thompson, Flickr Creative Commons https://tinyurl.com/yxorwkbz

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