- Smoothly your psychology, @$300/hour
- Glee over a coworker’s paper cut
- Unwanted designs on your supervisor’s job
- A good intention equipped with its own/a paving shovel
- Unwillingness to compromise, ever
- Dear John/Jane letters
- Shockingly precise insults
- Eviction notices with change-of-address forms attached for convenience
- Subpoenas sponsored by Wilkins and Barra, discount criminal-defense attorneys
- The results of your genetic tests (If you’re still alive.)
- Regret at how you raised your kids
- Sadness over how your grandchild is being raised
- A sense that you’ve wasted your years/time
IN THIS ISSUE
Drones
- THE UA SKY DRONE™ FREEDOM FOR THE ACTIVE PAROLEE, by Tia Creighton
- PROGRAMMING, by Sam Holloway
- SUNRISE, by Jonathan Whithe
- LIVE AS CAREFREE AS A MAN—GUARANTEED!, by Tia Creighton
- DRONES—NOW DELIVERING!, by The Editors
- THERE’S AMBIGUITY SURROUNDING THIS PARTICULAR LABEL DRONE, by Tia Creighton
- GUADALAJARA REMAINS, by Tia Creighton
Image
“Drones” — Photo by macwagen, FlickrCC https://tinyurl.com/yacu9mgu